9) You didn’t smoke Spurgeon approved cigars---Prince Of Preachers brand cigars:
8) You didn’t vote straight ticket Republican
7) You met Rick Warren
6) You are Arminian or any other brand of non-Hyper-Hyper-Calvinism
Here is a Countdown of the number of Arminian souls in hell 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000..........
5) You deny there is an Absolute Truth War
4) You are sympathetic to the Emergent/Emerging Church
3) James White wants to debate you so he can tell you how Calvin was right for persecuting the Anabaptists and the Catholics were wrong for persecuting Calvin---they are not the same thing you know as Calvin was Elect, Anabaptists are not
James White defending Calvin's execution of Anabaptists:
2) Todd Friel yells THE GOSPEL and/or HERESY at you
Such as:
And:
1) John MacArthur looks at you like this:
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