Friday, September 18, 2009

You Might Be A Heretic If...

10) Al Mohler Blogs about you

9) You didn’t smoke Spurgeon approved cigars---Prince Of Preachers brand cigars:

8) You didn’t vote straight ticket Republican

7) You met Rick Warren

6) You are Arminian or any other brand of non-Hyper-Hyper-Calvinism

Here is a Countdown of the number of Arminian souls in hell 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000..........

5) You deny there is an Absolute Truth War

4) You are sympathetic to the Emergent/Emerging Church

3) James White wants to debate you so he can tell you how Calvin was right for persecuting the Anabaptists and the Catholics were wrong for persecuting Calvin---they are not the same thing you know as Calvin was Elect, Anabaptists are not

James White defending Calvin's execution of Anabaptists:

2) Todd Friel yells THE GOSPEL and/or HERESY at you

Such as:


1) John MacArthur looks at you like this:

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