10. Too prissy to greet others before and after church.
9. Too promiscuous in their relationships.
8. Hang around the milk bar too much getting drunk on milk.
7. Female cats wouldn't get along too well in the SBC as they are unlikely to submit to male cats.
6. Can go awhile without a meal after everything.
5. Get bored often so unlikely to get through a church service.
4. Might bring an unwanted present down the aisle during the altar call.
3. Won't make good missionaries.
2. May leave hair-balls instead of a proper tithe.
And # 1. Cats hate water so how can they be baptized into membership of a local church.
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